“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
― Neil Gaiman, Coraline
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Scattered Mind

bootyghost:

egalitarians-do-it-better:

sadcorgis:

thumbcramps:

here’s my new and improved amethyst. tbh i don’t even cosplay her i just am her lmao

why do white people cosplay characters of color

Why do dumbasses on Tumblr think a fictional character who is PURPLE isn’t able to be portrayed by someone of any race?

SHES FUCKING PURPLE

(via sleep-sugar-and-sexualinnuendos)

Martin Freeman has a palette of subtlety. And I thought, this is a new sort of acting that I’ve never seen before. - Sir Ian McKellen

(Source: darlingbenny, via lordoftheelves)

greenekangaroo:

mrs-jack-turner:

maskednocturnalvigilantism:

paramaline:

shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice

#not all those who wander are lost #(but some are)

too majestic to ask for directions

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions 

(Source: boromirs, via lordoftheelves)

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

(via sleep-sugar-and-sexualinnuendos)

kla411:

one of you will have to call me back eventually

lies

asmilinggoddess:

prettyflyforabow-tie:

asmilinggoddess:

ok but one day tony is like “how the fuck do you afford things. you’re captain america you dont have a goddamned day job.” and steve just looks at him “tony, my bank account has been gathering interest since the forties. im fuckin loaded.”

I’d assumed his account would have been frozen

that is the best comment anyone has added to this post and i want to personally thank you for that

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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via mi-cuchara-es-demasiado-grande)

raptorific:

A new test for character design: “The Babs and Kara Test.” Your characters only pass if the audience could still tell them apart if they were wearing identical bathrobes and had their hair completely wrapped up in towels

Named for the time DCAU had Batgirl and Supergirl hang out in bathrobes with their hair up in a towel and needed to make sure their hair was slightly visible so the audience could tell which was which:

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via barriersurge)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

(Source: supreme-thunder-dragon, via mi-cuchara-es-demasiado-grande)